Rain Rain Go Away

Woke this morning to hurricane 'What the Fuck'. It was pissing down with rain, the surf was as rough as buggery, and I don't know how the wind didn't lift the building up and drop us onto the Yellow Brick Road in the Land of OZ. By late afternoon the gale force wind had died off and the rain was on and off. Which meant every time I stepped out to go somewhere when it wasn't raining, half way there it would start to rain and I had no umbrella or shelter to get under.