Just another day on South Beach

Heard the funniest thing on the beach today. An African American was walking past a friend of his that was heading in the opposite direction. He asked his friend where he was going. The friend replied to which the African American said 'well I am going over here as I need to get some sun'. The African American was as black as the ace of spades, so unless he has a huge vitamin D deficiency then I have no clue to what he hoped to achieve by lying in the sun.

The crowds are slowly but surely dying down. The beach is not so crowded and there are no longer waiting periods for a table at the restaurants in Lincon Avenue. The days on the beach have been perfect and the tan lines are coming along nicely. It's fun watching the guys towel hop. One day they are swapping numbers with one guy and the next day they are chatting up and connoodling with another. Also most of the Latino's have the thinkest penises I have ever see. They wear the smallest of swimwear to proudly show off their goods. Hardly ever do any of them lie on their towels, they and the body beautiful's always stand up. Its seems to be the way here, if you have something to show off then you stand all day. If your average or lesser then you lay down to sun yourself. I'm not complaining thou.

I have made friends with some locals so my evenings are not left with me lying around bored and idol. I still have another week and a half here is South Beach and I am planning trips to the Everglades and Key West. I have even found a day cruise to the Bahamas and I am seriously considering doing it, even thou the money isn't there.